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hobolunchbox:

Keith Richard’s lost kiddie classic

Goodnight spoon and goodnight stash. 

The sun is up it’s time to crash.

Goodnight booze and pills and crystals,

Moroccan scarves German pistols

The groupies snorted all the blow;

The roadies passed out hours ago;

Mick’s stretched out in Room Ten-Oh-Nine

While all the stray cats wait in line.

So goodnight Memory Motel.

Goodnight bottle of Rebel Yell;

Brazilian pimp and Swedish whore;

French cops pounding at the door.

The dealers with the gypsy curse;

That jaded, faded junkie nurse;

Midnight ramblers and Angels on Harleys;

That tripped-out chick who swears she’s Charlie’s.

Goodnight Brian, Bill, and Rob.

Goodnight Elvis. Goodnight Jann.

It’s time to set the cuckoo clock.

Ah, fuck sleep. Let’s stay up and rock.

130186:

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2006

Sea In The Moonlight - Marcus Larson. Detail.

blindthoughts:

lol 

astropussy:

Book bracelet, English, circa 1875

thefrogman:

[video]

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

unironicallynerdy:

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

YES

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

tastefullyoffensive:

[moosekleenex]

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

disneymagicman:

The official Space Jam website has not changed since 1996.

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