+play it, sam+

"feed a pig bacon"

"rob a bank"

never stop aiming high

fohk:

"If I’m going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you’re not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you’re the only person on this earth I can trust"

Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Quentin Tarantino

We have come to reclaim our homeland.

0wenhart:

Between 1941 and 1953, Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre featured in five films together. On-screen, the dynamic pair presented a wild contrast of character and displayed incomparable rapport — off-screen there was much of the same; they were great friends, drinking buddies, and practical jokers on the set. 

During Bogart’s tumultuous third marriage to actress Mayo Methot - a long time sufferer of alcholism and paranoia - Lorre’s home was his refuge when he could no longer stand to be under the same roof as his confrontational wife. Later in the same decade, when Bogart met his fourth and final wife, Lauren Bacall, the two would escape the press at Lorre’s ranch while their relationship, in it’s early stage, was still under wraps.

The two remained close friends until Bogart’s death in 1957. Lorre passed away in seven years later in 1964.

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

thenorsebros:

Marvel Charades with Anthony Mackie

❝ quote me out of context a lot after i die ❞

— jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

ilovepuppies125:

mc-coolin:

sexualanomaly:

dollybopp:

267198:

theswindlr:

Frozen Peas from SuckUK; a fantastic piece of design as metaphor (as well as a super convenient way to make a spherical ice “cube”.

via Gizmodo

If you truly love me you will buy this for me.

moonrisezeeba

ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE LISTEN UP FOR FUN SCIENCE TIME!

Sphere basically take less energy to form because of SURFACE ENERGY. Sphere have a lower surface area to volume ratio. Because of this, ice sphere melt slower than your usual cubes. This is the reason at fancy fancy bars with those $30+ glass of bourbon or scotch may serve your drink using these instead of normal ice.

thank you nerd

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sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!!!

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