Are my eyes really brown?

You’re Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham, you’d have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn’t know your name

…or your sexy face.

(Source: palpattine, via brucewayneissexy)

theannieplanet:

im laughing so hard

publius-esquire:

And at that moment, Jefferson knew.

(via delinquentunicorn)

remyreaper:

consulting-meerkat:

gethiddlestoned:

Did anyone else notice that right after Loki slams his fist into the glass, his nose bumps up against it and leaves a little smudge!

AHHH SQUISHY NOSE

omg how did he keep a straight face after that I totally would have cracked

(Source: wayward-angel)

thisis-mydesign:

Hannibal + French Cooking Terms

flam·bé 

tr.v. flam·béed, flam·bé·ing, flam·bés

To drench with a liquor, such as brandy, and ignite

adj. Served flaming in ignited liquor:

Chris Evans seen filming scenes ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ in Washington DC - May 14th.

(Source: wordsarentmything)

(via patientorvictim)

miss-azura:

gimme-souls:

andrewgary-scott:

you-are-another-me:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. 
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

(source: Council of World Elders)

Oh my

lhjhcxgjhc

All I could think of is the Bifrost.

HEIMDALL OPENED THE BIFROST.

(via starkspangledjohnlock)

nautilusl2:

thirdsonofasgard:

nautilusl2:

The time he was found worthy

It did not matter. Loki hauls his unconscious brother onto his back and to safety. Picking up The Hammer was an afterthought. 

ooc: 

you know, I still love this.

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

homeless-network:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen for 21 years

that caught me SO off guard

(Source: nerdbuscus, via finish-the-game)

I would too, girl in yellow. I would too.

(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

lecinemaparadiso:

Star Wars: C3PO and R2D2

coffeebuddha:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. 

#okay i love this both for the message it contains #and for the fact that now i’m just #imagining #thor #wandering around earth on his days off from avenging shit #and casually stopping people who are being assholes and being like #HELLO #I AM NOT OF THIS REALM #AND YOUR BEHAVIOR IS REPREHENSIBLE BY THE STANDARDS OF ALL CIVILIZED BEINGS #HAVE YOU PERHAPS CONSIDERED BEHAVING IN A LESS ABHORRENT FASHION #FOR I KNOW THAT IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH FOLLY UPON ASGARD EVEN MY BROTHER LOKI WOULD LOOK UPON YOU AS FOUL #ADDITIONALLY I AM SEEKING WHAT I AM TOLD IS THE BEST VENDOR OF DOGS THAT ARE HOT IN THIS CITY #IF PERHAPS YOU WOULD GUIDE ME I WOULD BE WILLING TO RECONSIDER MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER #and people just #staring #at him #in fear/amazement #while he frowns at them radiating good intentions and Powers They Know Not Of #and his cape billows in the wind

*dies*

(via icy-mischief)

(Source: wolf-teeth, via orgasm)