Are my eyes really brown?

Syphilis?

I have no idea what that has to do with nail lacquer, but butter LONDON, I’m sold.

If you’re a nerd

Go to Google Maps. Tell it you want directions from “The Shire” to “Mordor.” Tell it you want walking directions.

Be entertained for hours.

Political humor, you slay me.

Side note: if you don’t get it, we probably aren’t friends.  

Business cards for famous corporations in movies (and some superheroes’ day jobs).

Can you name them all?

I wish my life was like sitcoms, where I’d have enough time after an insult to issue a retort like this.

Le sigh.

Drugs with SpongeBob.

The more you know.

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chalissekis:

@Djroxanne seems legit

fuckhappiness:

youandmeshouldbealone

just trying to be helpful.

i don’t have children, but i’d like to think it still applies.

i-am-stronger:

pleatedjeans:

your local gym

Hahahahahaha!